I Just Told My Cold to go Screw(driver)

Is a screwdriver not the ultimate upper respiratory infection killing tonic? Logic leans towards that conclusion. First, vodka, being an alcoholic liquid, kills germs. And even though those germ killing powers are not technically entering my lungs or nasal passages, my blood will end up in those places, and I plan on increasing the percentage available via my blood as the evening wears on. Second, rather obviously, orange juice has lots of vitamin C. I have added bonus vitamin C in the form of a big ol' lime wedge. That also makes it taste better. Third, and I suppose this has its good and bad points, alcohol also dehydrates, so in theory it might be decongesting me. And fourth, if I drink enough of these, it will knock me out, thus ensuring I get the desperately needed rest required to recover from this energy-sucking bastard. Boring-ass post, I know, but bottoms up anyway!